[Sweet stories]Why we love kids....

First is for Houda :

Citation :: A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead ?" She asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psssst!' and it didn't move."

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Another one, dedicated to Amen :

Citation :: An exasperant mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well. I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,
"For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"

Hayleen

Merci Chef Smile

This one is for Karima and her really handsome mother...

Citation :: A small girl is sent to bed by his mother. Five minutes later:
"Moo-oooom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me drink of water?"
"No, you had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Moo-oooom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can I have a drink of water?"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later..."Mooooo-oooooom..."
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

Next is especially for Allys :

Citation :: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.
She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling!"
The teacher then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh**t! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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good jokes Ranou, thanks a lot Smile

and nothing for me !!!!
Be carefull Ranou, i'll take my Scorpion's Boom

tkx ranou!!! specialy fo the one with "I pissed..." lol